Horror Queen

Gack.

PLOT

Kill the Scream Queen starts off with a “starlet” (ha-ha) asking the director questions about her role in the film and how she doesn’t care if she has to get naked. Of course she’s killed off and the movie segues into a whole idea/concept about killing scream queens. The director even says that they’re only good for tits and shouldn’t talk. The director becomes the killer, the man who wants to get rid of the whole idea of the scream queen. Somehow I sat through the whole fucking thing.

THOUGHTS

These scream queens are so horrible that it makes me want to cry a little bit. The first “girl” looks old enough to be my mother, not to mention that she has the flabbiest ass I’ve seen in awhile. Sweetie, if you haven’t made it by now, it’s time to give up the ghost and move on. I really, really, really didn’t like this movie. I had a slightly bad headache when I put it in and by the end of the movie, I had a real rager of a headache. There’s this whole background music that’s supposed to set the tone for the movie and it just made me want to scream. I wanted to find something good to say about this movie, but the only good thing I found was when it came time to take it out and put in another movie. This movie was like a teenage fetishist’s wet dream, it really was. I’m all for the dirty talk in the bedroom (or living room, or car, or…wherever), but this was just too much for me.

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