Feb 27 2009
FEAST 3
There’s no army, no militia and only bits and pieces of Boy Scouts left.
PLOT
Feast 3 literally picks up from the last movie and rehashes the last 3-5 minutes of that movie. Only this time Honey Pie (who clearly died at the end of the last movie) is now alive, for a few minutes at least. The rest of our group is still trapped on the roof of the building, but luckily they don’t stay there for very long before they get the chance to escape. Once they do, we meet new characters like the prophet.
TRIVIA
The characters of Bartender and Honey Pie have appeared in all three movies, but in this one they finally acknowledge what fans wondered about in the last installment. They make an in joke about the fact that the Bartender has died several times already.
THOUGHTS
Maybe it was just me, but Feast 3 seemed pretty long and slow compared to the other movies. I kind of zoned out for a large portion of the movie. Plus the other movies always had at least one scene that got me shocked or excited and this one didn’t have that. The guys out there might like the large number of scenes with the topless women (who keeps popping up), but she really wasn’t my cup of tea. It felt like the movie was just kind of going through and motions and though there was a lot of blood/gore, I was just waiting for it to end.
