Horror Queen

THE PLOT

A group of teenage (yeah right) cheerleaders leave their small town to travel to the “big city” for a competition. Along the way their bus breaks down and then they’re all run over when the bus veers out of control. The rest of the movie takes place in a mortuary that doubles as the coroner’s office where bodies are sold to the local dog food processing plant. It really just gets worse from there, especially when it turns out one of the victims is still alive.

THOUGHTS/OPINIONS

This is the worst group of cheerleaders I’ve seen in my life and I went to a small country school with less than 300 students! Not to mention the fact that there’s only five girls and they are completely incompetent. Then again, I doubt many people are watching it for this fact.

Now, onto the special effects and by special, I mean in the way your mom tell you you’re special. This is one of those movies where they quickly switch the camera from a person to another spot and then come back to show a dummy on the ground. Or in one case they actually showed a close up of a dummy and expected us to believe it’s a real person. I’m not even going to comment on the scene where they opened up one cheerleader to reveal she was pregnant with twins nor will I comment on the “organ” transplant scene.

Somehow I made it to the end of this movie, but I wouldn’t recommend it. Yes I did laugh a few times, but a couple of chuckles over 80+ minutes is nothing. Even if someone offers you the chance to see this for free, just say no.